Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Mourning Water




Here is a story I wrote last year for my literature class.  The assignment was all about settings and bringing the reader into the scenes.  Enjoy! 

CooOOoo-woo-woooo. . .   The elegiac call of the dove penetrated the still silence.  A bitter gray mist clouded all vision as if a shroud was cloaking the still silent air.  The water, a dark and ominous color, lay morbidly still.  A shadowy forest loomed overhead, and the undergrowth was tangled and thorny.  Branches barely visible were groping though the murk, reaching out their decrepit gnarled fingers.  Wet haze wrapped around the figure, chilling him through to the bone.  He noticed the cold, sharp smell of damp morning air.  When breathing, the taste of forest and biting air inhaled ran harshly down his throat.  Vicious winds sprang-up piercing his face, keeping his ears, cheeks and nose numb.  Following the overgrown path to the waters edge, the traveler dipped his hand into the water.  Gelid liquid grasped the hand like it was trying hard to pull its trespasser farther down to the water’s bed.  Taking care not to slip on the moss-laden rocks and fall, he cautiously crossed to the far side of the cove; he stopped and looked around trying to get his bearings.  A camouflaged deer stared at him from inside a thicket.  Terrified, the deer ran off into the looming woods.  Taking from his pack the last hunk of dry bread, now green and molded, he hastily pitched the revolting, putrid crust.  Now starving, freezing and miserable there was nothing to do but to continue.  Rising, he walked blindly on, seeing objects just moments before impact. 
Suddenly a golden beam of hope, streamed through the fog, dissolving the haze before it.  In the in between moment where on one side, clear blue sky, the sun rising up in the east, a bright amber; the other side still cold and gray, murky vapor drifted farther away as the radiant sunlight chased it.  The water sparkled a moment with the newfound light in peaceful shades of blue and green, then transformed into a shimmering reflective mirror.  The stepping-stones resembled an emerald garland across the water.  A ray of sunbeams fell onto the roof of a small cottage.  A mouthwatering aroma of bacon, mushrooms and eggs, drifted out the chimney in the morning breeze.  The wanderer’s hunger vanished, with the sight of home.  Forgetting all fears and anxiety, the man walked briskly to the wooden fence surrounding the garden.  Effortlessly, he sailed over the gate.  Coming up to the front door, he called out to whomever was inside.  The door sprung opened with shouts of “He’s home, He’s home, Father’s home!”  Two children ran forward to meet a big bear hug.  A woman with a babe on her hip, stood at the steps, overjoyed to see her husband home.  She smiled at the little one’s ecstatic bursts of “What did you bring me?” and “We missed you.”  Glancing back, the man saw that what was once dark and dismal, now was happy and cheerful.  The enchanting trees rich in color and in might stood proud and calm.  Bushes were dressed with vibrant blooms.  Wildflowers that bordered the yard lifted their heads to the dawn.  A bird just waking to the morning light chirped a carefree tune. . . as if the night had never been and morning always would be.

Friday, September 23, 2011

iltechirate




Skype is a wonderful modern amenity!I really take advantage of this brilliant service, my grandparents who live in a far far off land, of two states away, get a chance to watch us grow up without compromising their health by traveling.  No this is no excuse not to have Christmas at grandmas this year!


I'm thinking the only way to get this kid to smile was to give him a huge plate of cookies!
 (as if any grandchild could skip out on grandma's gifts of Christmas sweaters and money, and even if your family doesn't celebrate this baby's birthday, I'm sure your grandparents are gift givers.)
Skype is just a way for the little sibling who can't remember grandma's house at all, to feel included.  Or that outfit that you want them to Oooo and Ahhh over.  
My Grandpa has recently bought a new Mac laptop. . .



And skypes my brother for computer help.  They'll talk for hours about screen sharing, chatting,  Pages,  Microsoft Word, and anything else just to delay my brothers math homework.  :)
 On the rare occasion when my brother isn't available, it gets passed on to me.  These last few questions I hadn't the foggiest grasp of a clue, but I was able to find them within 4 min.  (Yes, I'm very proud of myself).  So last night when he skyped me, he held up this dark square asking what it was.
               "This came in the box"  he said,  "what is it?"
Before I had a chance to reply,
               "No, honey that's your eyeglass cleaner!" interjected my grandmother.
               "I'm sure it came in the box! But I don't know what it is."  He countered.
The two went back and forth, until they had me rotfl. (literally) "Guys, I think it might be a wipe for the computer screen."

My mother added "Dad, your eyeglasses aren't that large!"  (think santa clause style, round and small)
Then came the friendly banter of "I knew it was a glass wipe!" "Well I knew it cam in the box!"
And then, right as we are skyping, in the middle of our conversation he takes the fabric square, and wipes the screen!  Oh tears were squirting out my sockets!  (Think of Steve, on Blues Clues wiping a paw print. . . and my babysitting jobs just all came back to me.)


Anyway,  enjoy these next few holiday months, go visit your grandparents!  Comment below if you have another way of spending time with your grandparents, or have a funny story about the technologically impaired.

Browsers and blue puppies,

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Creams and Crusts



This cheesecake recipe was given to me by a dear friend,
 In case you want her blog:
This recipe is great for a mother's birthday, or special event.
Comment if you make any changes, I love using tips and suggestions!  Enjoy!
And this was her first attempt!  I wish I was this gifted!

❖Creams and Crusts ❖
A Cheesecake Recipe 
Cheesecake
2 c. sugar 3 T. flour  5 eggs 2 egg yolk
3 t. vanilla 1½ t. almond extract 5 (8oz.) cream cheese (soft)
Crust
1⅓  c. sugar 1 stick melted butter 
1 pk. graham crackers crumbs (a pk. contains about 8 graham crackers
Directions
Mix crust, place in 9 inch pan (spring form) at 350 for 10min.
Mix cheesecake, place in crust, bake at 425 for 15min. 
Then at 250 for 1hr. and 15min.
Remove and chill for at least 12hrs. 
Tips
  • The cream cheese should be at room temperature (and soft) before you begin mixing, or you'll end up with lumps in your cheesecake.
  • Do not overbeat your cheesecake batter.
  • Cheesecake should be removed from the oven before it looks done, the center will appear jiggly. Cheesecakes become firm only after they’ve cooled and have chilled for several hours.
  • When you remove your cheesecake from the oven, immediately run a thin knife along the edges, pressing the knife against the wall of the pan to loosen the top. This prevents cracking as the cheesecake cools and contracts.
  • Do not cool your cheesecake in the oven. If the recipe calls for the cheescake to finish baking in a turned-off oven, do so. However, if you are to remove it from the oven, do not leave it in to cool.
  • Do not attempt to remove your cheesecake from the pan until it has chilled overnight, at least 12 hours. This will ensure that it is firm enough to avoid breakage.
  • To remove the cheesecake from the springform pan bottom, make sure the cake has been chilled in the refrigerator overnight. Place the cheesecake in its pan (with sides) over a burner set at low heat and turn it every 10 seconds until the entire bottom is warmed. This softens the butter in the crust, which will help release the cake from the pan.
  • To remove the cheesecake from the springform pan sides, use a very thin knife that has been warmed by dipping in hot water and dried. Go around the edge of the cheesecake to loosen it using a slow up and down motion. Open the springform pan's ring. The cheesecake will slide easily on to a plate.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Packageless Pansy


This lily is from my own backyard.


“Learn from the way the wild flowers grow.  They do not work or spin.  But I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was clothed like one of them.” 
-Matthew 6:28-29

I am impatient!  No, terse is the correct word.  I have been waiting for what seems like months for a package.   I ordered some clothing from a website and the promised shipping date has changed twice!   Here at home we have had. . .  
Well, let me tell you the story.

            On a typical day bright and sunny, not suspecting a thing, my dear mother was started the grill for this new recipe I was going to try for dinner.   Several minutes later a brother asks,
“Mom, is the grill supposed to be smoking?”
Mom replies with an uhmm, I’m busy right now.
            “Um, Mom the grill is on FIRE! You might want to see this!”
Mom rushes to the grill and does the worst thing possible besides pouring oil all over the fire.  She opens the lid.
            Whoooosh
The grill is now ablaze; orange flames lick the racks clean of any morsels that were fixated on the metal. Heat protrudes from every angle, with enough passion to singe the eyebrows of any curious siblings that may or may not have been standing within a five feet radius.
            “CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!” Yells mom as she slams the lid shut. 
(At this point in the chaos she calls for my capable younger sister, and for the sake of privacy lets rename her Jenny. Jenny's a good name. Now where were we? Oh yes, mom is yelling.)
“JENNY! Get water!”
While my brothers are running around laughing and pointing at the fire, Jenny knows what to do.  Jenny grabs two ice-cream buckets (in our house that’s gallon sized.) and drops one under a running sink and dashes to the bathroom and turns the handle for the bath.   At this point, I walk out on the deck, leaving my comfort of youtube and e-mails to assess the situation. 
            “CALL YOUR FATHER, CALL HIM!” mom was yelling and signaling to a brother handing him her cell phone.  Her spray bottle wasn’t even tickling the fire monster that had burst forth from our grill.  Another brother had dumped our drawers of potholders and had prongs in oven mitted hands, how he though this would help I have no clue.  The littlest one was prancing from person to person shrieking 
“The grill’s on fire!”
I swear, sometimes if I wasn’t here, nothing would get done.
            "ALRIGHT! We’re forming a line. You (pointing to the nearest brother), grab the buckets from Jenny.  You, help mom in putting out the fire.  You, stay off the deck and keep buckets coming.  And Jenny, fill them up from the bath."
I glanced at mom as saw that she intended to call the fire department, the bomb squad, and the N.O.A.H. services until this fire got out. 
“Mom, we don’t need a fire department, it’s under control.”
Mom stared at my flame happy brother pouring water all over the knobs, lid, burners (pretty sure your not supposed to do that), and grease pan.  And watched as the fire shrank in fear and steam hissed from the spot leaving a trail of soot.  Hey, at least he turned the gas off.   After calling dad and finding out he was on his way home.  Mom joined our fire brigade.
 It seemed like hours, but I bet it wasn’t even five minutes.  The fire was out, the grill was soaked and scalding vapor rose to the deck’s ceiling.  Chunks of chard ashes mixed with pools of water, and became greasy black slough and leaked through the floorboards to the patio below.  Thus the end of our once envied commercial series char-broil grill.  (And dinner wasn’t forthcoming either.)
The Grill in it's former glory.  And I don't remember why I took this?



What does all this have to do with my shocking lack of spiritual fruit?  
The insurance paid for the repairs on our grill, dishwasher, and stove (those are two stories for another time).  Every few days we have gotten packages, huge table sized, and little cereal bowl sized.  And all the while, my hopes are being dashed daily, in wait for the dresses I ordered.  Even today we got what makes package number seven for the handyman, with strict orders not to open them until he returns.  Why oh why did I order over Labor Day?

God Speed to you and all your packages,

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The Original

Alpha, look it up!

You have found the original post.  The one that started it all...

Welcome,
You are now reading only what I write, and for a few brief moments, thinking what I think.

Dear reader, how detached, in your seat of choice with your newest model (or the neanderthal) of computer. . .  what if I told you that I was an evil dictator?  Yep, even had my own subjects and everything.  I bark out orders and show no mercy, beings cringe in my wake.  Well this, as you are hopefully guessing, isn't true. . . to some extent.  I am the leader of my Tribe, the eldest of five, basically in charge.  Blogging is just another way to "reach out" and probably control (I don't like to think of it that way) your mind.  My blog will have stories, advice, my thoughts on current issues (like the growing belief in fairies), tried and true recipes, plus provide you with a mental escape (see, I'm already taking control).  Just don't get so caught up in my wonderful tales that you forget to live your own life!

Until you procrastinate and we meet once again,